I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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