It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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