You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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