At least make sure they are 18
Why
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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