O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Alive.
So much puke
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Randomize
