so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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