got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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