When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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