There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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