I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Too much gin, very little bucket
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There r osticjed everywhere
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize