Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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