I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Don't EVER smell your tampon
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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