I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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