so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He kissed a someone with a penis
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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