ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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