sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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