girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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