No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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