I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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