that's an acceptable place to lick
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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