i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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