i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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