i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
even my farts smell like vagina
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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