at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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