Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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