The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My vagina is officially offended.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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