He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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