is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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