windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I will pee on everything he values.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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