I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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