Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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