Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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