guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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