all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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