Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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