just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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