I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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