Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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