Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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