what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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