Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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