I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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