too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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