The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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