Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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