this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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