What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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