The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You are a booty call, not a friend.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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