called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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