the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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