he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize