YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.