This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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