worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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