We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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